1 00:00:11,794 --> 00:00:13,490 ♪ Bup, bup, bup, bup ♪ 2 00:00:19,802 --> 00:00:22,587 Big apple, baby. Wow. 3 00:00:22,674 --> 00:00:24,414 This is gonna be a good day. 4 00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:26,243 There's, like, millions of people 5 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:28,549 packed into this one tiny island, 6 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:30,378 and-- and every single one of them, 7 00:00:30,465 --> 00:00:32,640 fascinating story. 8 00:00:32,641 --> 00:00:33,902 It kills me. 9 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:36,166 I wish I could spend a day with-- 10 00:00:36,253 --> 00:00:38,341 with each one of these beautiful human beings. 11 00:00:38,342 --> 00:00:40,997 But, you know, there's no-- there's no time for that. 12 00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:46,350 We're all going to die, so I think what I'm gonna do 13 00:00:46,437 --> 00:00:51,442 is I'm gonna pick one special person 14 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:52,748 and spend the day with them. 15 00:01:06,414 --> 00:01:08,938 Hi. How's it going? Do you have a second to, uh... 16 00:01:10,374 --> 00:01:11,767 Okay. 17 00:01:13,464 --> 00:01:16,076 Hi, my name's Randy. I was hoping that... 18 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:19,340 Oh, hi. I know you're busy. 19 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:20,950 I know you've got somewhere to go, 20 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,343 but we could do something really cool... 21 00:01:22,430 --> 00:01:24,432 I'm going to try another tactic here. 22 00:01:26,564 --> 00:01:28,914 $1,000. 23 00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:31,265 Would you like to make $1,000? 24 00:01:31,352 --> 00:01:32,483 Hi. Can I help you with your bags, ma'am? 25 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:33,571 Is it okay? 26 00:01:35,007 --> 00:01:36,226 You speak Spanish? 27 00:01:46,889 --> 00:01:48,847 Hey, can you-- 28 00:01:48,934 --> 00:01:50,371 Can you hear me? 29 00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:52,328 I don't understand, sir. Why is everybody so busy? 30 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:54,114 Do you just have a moment-- Oh! 31 00:01:54,897 --> 00:01:57,856 God, everybody's so busy. 32 00:01:57,943 --> 00:02:00,468 I guess Dave Matthews was right, you know? 33 00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:05,647 ♪ Oh, the little ants are marching ♪ 34 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:12,175 Interesting. 35 00:02:51,475 --> 00:02:53,347 I can see that a man of your emotional intelligence 36 00:02:53,434 --> 00:02:55,392 doesn't value his life's worth by money. 37 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:59,701 But that very same man can see what $1,000 can do. 38 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:03,183 Much more time on park benches in our finest cities. 39 00:03:06,751 --> 00:03:08,362 I'm Randy. - Mo. 40 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:11,973 Mo. Mo' Better blues. 41 00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:13,758 Modigliani. 42 00:03:13,845 --> 00:03:16,326 Mo' money. 43 00:03:16,457 --> 00:03:17,893 You want some of this money, Mo? 44 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:22,157 - What's the catch? - No catch, no catch. 45 00:03:22,158 --> 00:03:23,941 I just want to follow you around today, 46 00:03:23,942 --> 00:03:25,292 get to know you a little bit. 47 00:03:25,422 --> 00:03:27,207 Also... 48 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,082 I am going to need to film you. 49 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:37,478 Um... 50 00:03:37,565 --> 00:03:40,263 I got to go help my mom. I... 51 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:42,091 Yeah. D-Do you still live at home? 52 00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:46,095 Hmm. Got a job? 53 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:49,794 Good. No time for that North American rat race. 54 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:51,926 I'm with you. I'll tell you what, Mo. 55 00:03:51,927 --> 00:03:53,754 I'm gonna sweeten the deal here. 56 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:56,409 I'm gonna make this $1,500, 'cause I think there's something 57 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:59,239 really special happening here. 58 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:03,765 Mm-hmm. 59 00:04:07,029 --> 00:04:08,595 Fuck this. 60 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:11,555 Wait. What happened? 61 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:14,165 Wha-- 62 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:15,777 You know what? No 63 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:18,345 No, I'm not letting him go. This is too special. 64 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:19,954 It's like Clint Eastwood said to Meryl Streep 65 00:04:19,955 --> 00:04:21,608 in "Bridges of Madison County," 66 00:04:21,609 --> 00:04:24,960 "This type of certainty comes but once in a lifetime." 67 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:31,531 Mo! 68 00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:32,750 Mo, wait! 69 00:05:30,155 --> 00:05:32,680 Clear the train doors, please. 70 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:46,389 Oh, hi. Uh, could you just stay 71 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:48,435 still for one more second, please? 72 00:05:48,522 --> 00:05:49,957 - No. - No, it's just-- 73 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:51,525 Just a moment. Also, keep your voice down. 74 00:05:51,612 --> 00:05:53,656 You're kind of ruining the... 75 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:55,659 Oh. Mo! Hey, hey. 76 00:05:55,746 --> 00:05:56,878 No, no. It's okay. It's okay. 77 00:05:57,008 --> 00:05:58,706 No, don't-- No, no, no. 78 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:01,752 Mo, don't ever go between subway cars while it's moving. 79 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:03,624 It's too dangerous, and you are way too important. 80 00:06:03,754 --> 00:06:06,496 If you're you trying to rob me, I don't have any money. 81 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:08,150 If you don't have any money, why wouldn't you 82 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:10,718 just let me film you and give you my money, man? 83 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:12,981 - Are you not trying to mug me? - No, man. 84 00:06:13,111 --> 00:06:15,505 I'm trying to get you to mug for my camera. 85 00:06:15,592 --> 00:06:17,115 And I tell you what. 86 00:06:17,202 --> 00:06:19,117 I'm gonna sweeten the deal right now-- $2,000. 87 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:21,118 I know you're bluffing. I can feel it. 88 00:06:21,119 --> 00:06:23,686 But it's working, baby. You got me salivating. 89 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:24,861 I'm obsessed. 90 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:27,343 Come on. What do you think? 91 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:31,652 Oh, what's it gonna be? 92 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:37,526 Mo! Mo! 93 00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:42,271 Stand clear of the closing doors. 94 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:47,581 Mo! 95 00:06:55,023 --> 00:06:57,025 Mo, come back! 96 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:08,992 Mo? 97 00:07:08,993 --> 00:07:10,995 Mo. 98 00:07:11,082 --> 00:07:12,432 Come on. 99 00:07:13,868 --> 00:07:15,130 Where did you go? 100 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:21,571 - Shit. - Mo! Mo! 101 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:23,617 Thank God. Thank God I found you. 102 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:25,619 Look here, man. Here, here. No, no, no, no. 103 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:27,229 Here's your money. Here's your money. 104 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:28,709 No, no, no, no. We had a deal. 105 00:07:28,796 --> 00:07:30,406 - There is no deal. - Yes, there is to a deal. 106 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:32,626 We signed an emotional pact in spiritual blood 107 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:34,497 back there in that park bench when we touched souls. 108 00:07:34,628 --> 00:07:36,063 I don't want anything to do with this. 109 00:07:36,064 --> 00:07:37,457 Well, you need it. And I need it, too. 110 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:39,154 All I need is you to do is leave me alone. 111 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:40,155 I won't do it, Mo. I will not do it. 112 00:07:40,242 --> 00:07:41,852 Bro, leave me alone, okay? 113 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:43,637 You do not want to see what happened? 114 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:45,073 Everything, I want to see it. I want to see it all. 115 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,857 And I want to film it, too. Give it to me. 116 00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:48,337 Really? You want to film me? You want to film me, huh? 117 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,816 - Yeah. - Okay, well, how about this? 118 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:50,992 How you like that, huh? 119 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:52,035 Somebody just filming you all day. 120 00:07:52,036 --> 00:07:53,342 I don't mind it. 121 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,039 Doesn't feel comfortable, does it? 122 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:56,780 Actually, I love it. 123 00:07:56,867 --> 00:07:58,521 It's been the greatest pleasure of my life, Mo. 124 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:00,915 Keep going. - Man, get the fuck away from me! 125 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:02,829 I can't do it, okay? 126 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:05,659 "This type of certainty comes but once in a lifetime." 127 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:09,532 Wait, is that from "Bridges of Madison County"? 128 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:11,491 Nobody gets that reference. 129 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:13,710 You're just proving my point over and over again, Mo-- 130 00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:16,104 Get off of me, man. 131 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,628 I'm sorry, man. - No. 132 00:08:18,715 --> 00:08:20,108 I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. - No, don't be sorry. 133 00:08:20,238 --> 00:08:21,848 - See what you made me do? - That's what I want, no. 134 00:08:21,849 --> 00:08:23,024 Look what happens, man. Come on, you got to relax. 135 00:08:23,111 --> 00:08:25,156 I want more. I want Mo. 136 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:27,855 Mo emotion, Mo anger, Mo everything! 137 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:31,988 What? - Police! 138 00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:33,817 Officer. - Huh. 139 00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:35,688 I need your help. 140 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:37,212 I need you to help protect me from this motherfucker. 141 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:39,343 He keeps following me around. He won't let me go. 142 00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:40,694 Sorry, buddy. I'm-- 143 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:42,391 Shit, you just a rent-a-cop? 144 00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:43,871 No, no, no, it's okay though. 145 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:45,046 I can still use your help to protect me. 146 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:46,613 You can still help me. 147 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,744 Honestly, I'm gonna need you to back off. 148 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:48,831 - Who, me? - Yes. 149 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:49,920 No, no, no, no. 150 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:51,531 I'm the one that needs help here, okay? 151 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:53,096 I'm the one that needs protection, alright? 152 00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:55,011 He's the fucking creep, not me. 153 00:08:55,012 --> 00:08:56,274 Hi. Hi, Randy. 154 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:57,798 - Hi, nice to meet you. - Hi. 155 00:08:57,928 --> 00:08:58,929 My friend has a little bit of an anger issue-- 156 00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:00,627 - Shut the fuck up. - Spray his ass. 157 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:02,366 - Excuse me? - Spray him right now. 158 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:06,154 He keep offering me $1,000. I'm at the park, reminding-- 159 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:09,244 Just minding my business, enjoying the fucking view. 160 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:12,334 He comes following me around, trying to offer me $1,000. 161 00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:14,075 I offered him $1,000 to film him. 162 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:15,946 He refused. I then offered him $2,000. 163 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,382 I'll do it. I'm in. 164 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:18,732 - What's your name, by the way? - My name's Dave. 165 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:20,298 It's so nice to meet you. - No, no, no, no. 166 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:23,388 That's-- That's not the point, okay? 167 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:26,566 The point is I need you to protect me from him. 168 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:29,612 Look, I've got a few reactions. 169 00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:31,832 First of all, I don't work for you. 170 00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:34,182 Second of all, even if I did, I'm off duty 171 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:35,662 and I value my free time. 172 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:38,273 And most importantly, if I'm being totally honest, 173 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,143 you're coming at me very aggressively. 174 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:41,842 He's really-- - I'm being aggressive? 175 00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:43,800 - He's really polite. - That's kind of true. 176 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:45,193 That's the problem right now, alright? 177 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,760 That's the fucking point. 178 00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:48,674 And you not-- you're not seeing what's happening. 179 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:51,025 This is how a motherfucking Black man like me 180 00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:53,505 ends up dead in the bushes 'cause he can't get no help. 181 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,594 - Okay. - Sir, can you please help me? 182 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:55,898 Fuck this! 183 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:57,118 Mo?! 184 00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:03,472 Are you okay? 185 00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:07,563 You want to talk? 186 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,044 We don't have to talk. 187 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:13,308 We can just sit here for a minute in silence. 188 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:26,495 Human beings are a fascinating thing, Mo, you know? 189 00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:31,238 I think we all have these wild animals in us. 190 00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:33,414 I got one, you know? 191 00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:35,722 He's a wolf. 192 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,767 I call him Peachfuzz. 193 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:43,860 And, um, I used to be afraid of him, too. 194 00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:45,601 I did. I was, like, "If I let this guy out, 195 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,864 he's gonna wreak havoc, you know?" 196 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:51,215 But then I realized, wait a minute. 197 00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:55,089 If I don't let him out, 198 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:57,526 then he's just gonna take over and he's just gonna destroy me. 199 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:03,924 You got-- you got an animal on you, Mo? 200 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:05,576 What's-- Do you-- 201 00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:07,275 Do you got-- you have a name for him? 202 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:15,282 Are you fucking serious, man? 203 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:16,676 Yes. 204 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:19,243 "Do I have a name for mine?" 205 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:21,593 What the fuck is wrong with you, man? 206 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:24,858 I don't know. What's wrong with you? 207 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:32,866 This world is fucked up, man. 208 00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:36,739 I mean, if you're good to people, 209 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,567 they take advantage of you. 210 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,264 You say, "Fuck it, I'm gonna go hard," 211 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:42,092 now you a toxic asshole. 212 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,877 Don't nobody want to deal with you. 213 00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:46,227 True. 214 00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:52,320 You ever looked at somebody in their face 215 00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:54,844 and just wanted to stomp the shit out of them? 216 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:57,586 Just bash they face in like a pancake? 217 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,069 I understand that. 218 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,246 Am I crazy for feeling like that? 219 00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:08,815 No. No, Mo, you're not. 220 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,904 You want to know what I think? 221 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:15,256 I think... 222 00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:16,823 I love spending time with you. 223 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:19,086 I love hearing you talk. 224 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,612 I think you're amazing. 225 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,765 - The fuck are you doing? - I'm just-- 226 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,375 I'm just rubbing you a little bit. 227 00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,029 Why are you fucking rubbing me, man? 228 00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:51,945 What is all this shit, man? You-- 229 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:54,295 You filming me and asking me all these weird ass questions, 230 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:55,949 trying to get me emotional. 231 00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,733 That's my love language. I film people. 232 00:12:58,734 --> 00:12:59,909 Oh, you trying to exploit me? 233 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,476 I would never exploit-- 234 00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,434 No, Mo. 235 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:09,397 Leave me the fuck alone! 236 00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,225 Get the fuck away from me! 237 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,193 Mo? 238 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,111 Come on, Mo. 239 00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:30,418 You got me, okay? 240 00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:32,507 Seriously, come out. 241 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:36,076 Uh-oh. 242 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,820 Mo? 243 00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:47,522 Mo? 244 00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,524 Mo! 245 00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:55,617 Mo! 246 00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,880 Mo! Oh, my God. 247 00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,491 I can't believe I found you. 248 00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,276 Mo! Oh, Jesus. 249 00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:05,322 You're not Mo. Damn it! 250 00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:06,541 Sorry. 251 00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:16,116 Where? What? 252 00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,728 Mo? 253 00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,786 I guess that's it. I mean, I don't want to give up, 254 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:38,965 but I guess this type of certainty... 255 00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:40,618 Wha-- 256 00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:44,099 Mo! Hey, it's me! 257 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,711 Mo, wait! Mo, no, no, no, no! 258 00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:48,322 Don't run! 259 00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,588 Mo! 260 00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:03,424 Mo! Mo, wait! 261 00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:08,864 It's a chase. Pardon me. Excuse me. 262 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,866 Mo, wait! 263 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:13,782 Sorry. 264 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,088 Okay, alright. We can walk. 265 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:19,788 We can walk if you want. No problem. 266 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,095 You can walk as long as you want, 267 00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,966 but I can tell you this, Mo. 268 00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:26,621 You're not gonna outlast me, baby. 269 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,276 15,000 steps a day. 270 00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:30,538 He's running. 271 00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:35,108 It's okay, Mo. 272 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,154 Don't worry about it. 273 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,808 I'm not going anywhere. 274 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:45,466 I'm gonna be right here as long as you need. 275 00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,424 I'm tired. 276 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:51,994 I'm tired. 277 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,649 Yeah, I know. 278 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:57,304 - I'm tired. - It's okay. 279 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,609 - I'm tired. - It's okay, man. 280 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,370 I got to apologize for today. 281 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:21,676 You don't have to apologize for anything. 282 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,329 - I have to. I have to. - No, no. 283 00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:24,983 I lost it today, man. 284 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,723 And when most people will walk away, 285 00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,116 you stuck it out with me, man, 286 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:29,553 when I started to push. - Well, look, it was 287 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:30,990 a beautiful day for me, too, okay? 288 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,775 Mutual beneficial society, right? 289 00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,603 - Thank you, man. - And look, man. 290 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,344 We got tomorrow too, right? 291 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,259 We can do whatever we want. We can go to, 292 00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,000 you know, Staten Island. 293 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:44,220 Heck, man, we go to Africa, Indonesia, whatever you want. 294 00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,917 It's your day, Mo. You make the call. 295 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,224 I'm buying. Anything you want. 296 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,574 Anything. - Yeah. 297 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:51,967 What do you want to do? 298 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,402 I would-- I would love to, I really would, 299 00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,884 but I got-- I'm busy tomorrow, man. 300 00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:58,191 I can't-- I can't do tomorrow, but take my number down. 301 00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,758 We can-- we can-- hit me up sometime. 302 00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,282 We can hang. 303 00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:09,289 Oh, I get it. Yeah, okay. 304 00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,987 No, I understand, I understand. 305 00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:14,510 - Yeah. - It's... 306 00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:18,602 Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free, right? 307 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:23,129 This keeps happening to me, Mo. This always happens to me. 308 00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:24,739 We get all hot and heavy, and you know what they do? 309 00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:26,654 They just put me away. That's what they do. 310 00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:30,223 It's exactly what Meryl did to Clinton, B.O.M.C. 311 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:32,486 - B.O.M.C.? - "Bridges of Madison County." 312 00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:34,574 Remember the movie that we both loved that we connected over? 313 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,011 Remember that one? You know? 314 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,318 Meryl has her fun few days. 315 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,407 She gets her Clint rubbed, she gets her Clint hugs 316 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,669 and then she ditches him and his sad little 317 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:45,934 green truck in the rain after everything he did for her. 318 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:48,458 I'm tired of this. I'm tired of this. 319 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,111 I'm tired of being Clint Eastwood. 320 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:53,594 I have feelings, and I get angry, too. 321 00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:54,856 So, what are you gonna do? 322 00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:57,075 You gonna-- you gonna stick with me, 323 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,556 or you gonna just ditch me like everybody else d--? 324 00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,645 Mo, wait! 325 00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,609 Mo? 326 00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,179 Mo? 327 00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:37,290 Mo? 328 00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:42,033 Pretty sure... 329 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,819 you're still in here. 330 00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:47,647 Can't have gotten that far. 331 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:51,260 I know you're a little tired, 332 00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:54,307 and I think you might have pulled a hamstring. 333 00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:58,876 You're hiding behind one of these trees. 334 00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:05,796 Question is, which one is it? 335 00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:10,671 There's only so many. 336 00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,673 Oh. 337 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,475 Mo. 338 00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:35,738 That was really smart. 339 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:43,617 Wow. Pheromones. 340 00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:45,966 It's a very real-- 341 00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:49,188 Stop fucking following me! 342 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,842 I'mma fucking kill you, you fucking creep! 343 00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:20,741 I don't want to need you. 344 00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:28,096 'Cause I can't... 345 00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:32,143 ...have you.